is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
