This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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