i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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