Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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