How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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