He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i think i have two assholes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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