Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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