Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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