The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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