Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Shame is for Republicans.
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