Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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