I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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