Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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