I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize