i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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