Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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