if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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