i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Welp...herpes.
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I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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