i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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