my vag is so smooth its legendary
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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