youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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