Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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