He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
