Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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