addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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