My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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