i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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