There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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