I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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