where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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