drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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