Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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