i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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