piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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