we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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