oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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