i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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