I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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