new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You pole danced in your parka.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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