Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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