Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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