New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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