I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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