Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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