he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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