Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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