If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again