Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"