D3 body, D1 cock
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
All I want is dick and wine.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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