She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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