I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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