On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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