Where did you get a picture of my penis
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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