i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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