Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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