Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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