So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This house was built for laser tag.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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