i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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