dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
COCAINE IS GR8
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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